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TARDIS : Time And Relative Dimension In Space : asteroid 3325
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Absolutely Positively Giddy !
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I have TARDIS conjunct Scorp Neptuner in 11th, naturally.
Meaning it squares Venus + Jupiter in Leo.
Bonus Round : TARDIS Sextiles my Uranus, Trines my Chiron
TARDIS has relevance, believe me – in my chart and those of loved ones.
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First, about asteroids: some use only the aspect of conjunctions for reasons of strength – I use them all.

An example – I was at a friend’s party – I met my future husband’s eyes from across the room.  Across the hallway first in high school, then later after I graduated from college.  *Instant sparks*  the vibe was coursing across the room – our energy was building until we had a heh. transit later that evening … then – BOOM !
You see, the first vibe paved the way for the transit later, so this is why I count all the aspects – close and far.
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Second, about time: I experience space and time between me, you and everything in the known and unknown universe then, now, whenever and wherever as in flux, alive and breathing, energetically in flow and exchanging.

Time is fluid – past, present and future are occurring simultaneously, in unison.  What is happening now will change the past and future.

Historically, humans thought the earth was flat.
Historically humans thought time only flowed in one direction.
Time is, for lack of better words, timey- whimey.
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Astrologers study the wheel of life, the cycles of life – or the breathing of time – if you will.  The cycles and macro planetary influences as they circle into, and out of, our personal micro spheres, our physical realm, our universe comprised of flesh, bone, brain, cells and vessels.  Time breathes with us.  Time is cyclic. 
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For most of traditional humanity, linear history is profane, and sacredness lies in cyclic time. The Sacred cannot be found in the mythical age; it exists outside all ages. Thus, human fulfilment does not lie in returning to a sacred time, but in escaping from time altogether, in “a transcendence of the cosmos.” {snip} The philosophical concept of eternal return {is born as} an endless cosmic cycle, with no beginning and, thus, no inherently sacred time.  source
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Now for how to read TARDIS in your chart…

TARDIS was conjunct Saturn ( rules time, of course ! )  in Scorpio when it was discovered – in a sky full of retrogrades – 7 retrogrades !  That is rare.
Venus was direct, everything else was retrograde. (Sun and Moon do not retrograde.)
May 3, 1984 Flagstaff, AZ, USA if you want to look it up.
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Read TARDIS a bit like a retrograde…it is a place where you and time  slow.
It is where you study and research the energies – learn how to work the mysteries and direct them in innovative ways.

TARDIS is where there is more to the energies than it first appears  – like a retrograde, the energy is turned inward  (think Plutonic regeneration) until it is honed, sharpened into a unique talent.

TARDIS is where you are cunning and clever, where you manifest BRILLIANT escape routes from difficult situations.

TARDIS is where you defend and protect the universal welfare of others.

TARDIS is where slow, steady, study and inventive thinking will metamorphose into your greatest genius talent  – your escape hatch – and your eventual rebirth.
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Capricorn Tom Baker, the 4th Doctor, besides having an Aqua stellium (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Saturn and North Node), a Grand Cross (with Aries Uranus square Cancer Pluto) has Capricorn TARDIS trine his Virgo Neptune.

Aquarian Christopher Eccleston, the 9th Doctor, has Aries TARDIS conjunct Venus and sextile Mercury.

Aries David Tennant, the 10th Doctor, has Cancer TARDIS square Uranus, square Chiron, Quintile Sun.  <~ !

Scorpio Matt Smith, the 11th (current) Doctor, has Leo TARDIS trine Mars, sextile Saturn, square Uranus, trine Neptune, sextile Pluto and square Chiron.
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TARDIS is currently at 14 degrees Libra – go check her out !
She is a beautiful Old Girl !
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